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Dear President Obama, drink a better beer. Bud Light - really?

Dear President Obama, drink a better beer. Bud Light - really?

a beard mixtape - i’d listen to that.
(and because i realized that i’d abandoned you, oh tumblr.)

a beard mixtape - i’d listen to that.

(and because i realized that i’d abandoned you, oh tumblr.)

Is this stereotyping? Choosing a perpetrator by their photo?  →

Gearing up for Up! this weekend.

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he would be so embarassed if he knew that jenny and i fell asleep to this last night.

T: Did you ever even have a boyfriend?

S: Of course.

T: What happened?

S: What always happens?  Life.

Who needs children when you could have a pig?

Who needs children when you could have a pig?

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A great way to finish off the Friday afternoon.  I’ll dance my way out of the office today.

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The only redeeming factor of being at home sick: mighty Texas thunderstorms.

In Honor of Today’s McDonald’s Lunch.

In Honor of Today’s McDonald’s Lunch.